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Whether you believe in a higher power or not, you’ve probably wondered at some point about the origins of deities. Well, you’ll be surprised to know that the creation of gods in many cultures involves some seriously filthy business. In many cultures, the gods were birthed from the very essence of their predecessors’ masturbatory exploits.
That’s right, These gods shot their loads, spewing divine jizz that birthed new deities. Funnily enough, It was a scene of raw and divine lust as they jerked each other off or even went solo.
The Gods were great masturbators.
In Hindu mythology, Shiva the god of destruction and restoration was masturbated by Agni, the god of fire. Agni swallowed Shiva’s load and gave birth to Skanda, the god of male beauty.
Egyptian Gods were also created through masturbation. Atum, the creator God was living in solitude. He decided to end his lonely streak by furiously jerking off and his cum produced other Gods. In Egyptian cosmology, when a God jerks off it is considered a magical or creative act.
According to the ancient philosopher Diogenes of Sinope, the Greek god Pan learned the art of pumping from his father, Hermes. This is said to be a gift from the gods, meant to help those without a partner. According to the story, Pan was frustrated when the nymph Echo rejected his advances. Feeling sympathy for his son, Hermes showed Pan that stroking his cock is the path to happiness.
Pan is then said to have shared his newly gained knowledge with the local shepherds which might have been a great relief for many sheep in that period.
Therefore, it wouldn’t be wrong to say when you beat your meat it’s a form of prayer and has the spiritual element of connecting a gooner back to the ancient gods.
Another ancient idea and probably the most serious one that makes gooning a divine practice is Tantra.
Gooning: The Modern-Day Tantric Masturbation
I would argue that gooning is modern-day tantric masturbation. But what’s tantra itself?
Tantra is an ancient Indian philosophy and spiritual path that seeks to harness the body’s energies to achieve spiritual enlightenment. Tantric masturbation comes from a Western adaptation of the tantra that’s more accessible and uses sexuality as a tool for spiritual growth.
It’s about being mindful and self-exploration with a focus on pleasure. It’s about building a deep connection with yourself through solo intimate pleasure.
The goal of tantric masturbation is not just to reach orgasm, but to experience a deeper sense of connection to your own body, your sexual energy, and the universe. This practice involves slowing down, focusing on your breath, and using mindfulness and meditation techniques to enhance your awareness of your body and your sexual sensations.
Just like gooning, the idea of tantric masturbation was never about reaching the final orgasm. But It involves slow, deliberate strokes, focused breathwork, and visualization(by involving porn) to heighten the senses and enhance the experience.
To goon, for hours and hours while watching porn, one must concentrate on the pace and technique of their strokes, while simultaneously maintaining a mindful awareness to prevent reaching climax.
The parallels between tantra and gooning are fascinating, particularly when considering the role of porn. For someone outside of the gooning subculture, porn may seem insignificant or devoid of any deeper meaning.
However, when porn is approached as an object of worship and integrated into tantric masturbation, it can take on a completely different significance.
This shift in sensual experience highlights the potential for porn to be a tool for spiritual exploration. Let’s see how this is true.
Connection to the Divine
In the practice of gooning, gooncaves are sacred temples that are embodied by the porn goddesses who grace the screens. They possess a magnetic pull that draws us in and captivates our imagination in ways that are not possible in a normal sex life.
Building an emotional attachment with these porn mommies is an essential part of the Tantric journey, for it is through this connection that we can truly unlock the full potential of our sexual energy.
The truth is that it can only be understood by a true worshipper of porn. A great example is the shrines built for porn goddesses which is a common theme in the best gooncaves.
Even though I don’t have a shrine built to worship porn, I sometimes play the filthiest porn available and stroke my cock while communing with my faith in real life.
This is not just about the physical act of pumping your cock or rubbing your cunt, but about the emotional, mental, and spiritual journey that unfolds as we associate porn with divinity.
Mindfulness and Presence
Gooning requires a level of dedication and devotion that is unparalleled. We might spend hours on end indulging in full-length porn scenes(which I love the most) or rapidly switching between porn clips on social feeds, but no matter the method, our focus never wavers.
As long as you’re staying on the topic of porn there is no context-switching happening in the brain. Then it becomes a deep focused work.
As we know gooning is not about quickly busting a nut, but savoring the prolonged, intense arousal that comes with extreme porn. It’s all about being in a constant state of obscene pleasure and goon bliss while indulging in filthy smut.
It’s easy to get lost in that pleasure and cum quick. But if you want to goon longer, you have to be mindful and be present with what’s happening inside your body.
Being present with just porn and not with any other worries or stresses of life becomes a great spiritual experience. We become one with our desires, our fantasies, and our most primal urges. We connect with the raw, unfiltered essence of our sexuality but in a different way.
Self Discovery
As we traverse the landscape of online pornography, we may discover, much to our surprise, that we’ve always been porn addicts. Even before I discovered gooning, I used to love pornography. I say that because I used to watch vintage porn movies for hours in my teenage years even though I’m a Gen Z. I do believe that only a true porn lover can appreciate the beauty of a vintage hairy pussy.
Gooning also unlocks a deeper understanding of our desires, fears, and fantasies. I attest to that because just recently I sucked the cock of a goon bud. It was something that I never thought I would do before I discovered gooning(I will write about that experience in another article).
And that is a spiritual liberation, freeing ourselves from the shackles of conventional morality and societal expectations. Therefore, gooning can also be a journey of self-discovery that leads to a deeper, more profound understanding of who we truly are.
Compassion and Non-Judgment
Compassion and non-judgment are two crucial spiritual components. Even though the internet is a place of hatred and judgment, there exist many gooning communities spread across multiple discord servers and other social platforms like Reddit and X being places of shared passion and acceptance.
In my experience, I have always found the gooning community very welcoming and a place for building great friendships in the name of porn and masturbation.
The community provides the space for gooners of various kinks and fetishes and nobody is judged. The more perverse you are the better. You can always find someone who shares the same passion you have for porn.
Being engaged with such a wonderful community fosters a loving attitude towards our desires and selves.
In conclusion, embracing gooning as a spiritual practice can be a deep, profound, and beautiful journey of self-discovery, presence, and pleasure.
Watching porn for hours on end becomes an act of worship, a devotion to our desires and selves, and a celebration of human sexuality, all of which contribute to our spiritual growth and self-love.
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Disclaimer: This website only suggests ethically, mindfully, and consciously incorporating pornography/sex into your life. If you think it’s affecting your personal or professional life try to educate yourself on sex and pornography and may seek medical help.
