My Pornstar Eleven for 2024-25

Before I discovered the joy of gooning, I was already a gooner meaning a die-hard fan of Arsenal Football Club. My weekends were (and still are) incomplete without indulging in two of my greatest pleasures: watching Premier League football and consuming copious amounts of porn filth.

Since the new football season is here, I figured I’d assemble my team of players – my favorite pornstars, that is! Even though having a football team made up of adult film stars might not make much sense, I think it’ll be a fun thing to do as porn addicted football fan. Here are some of my current top picks, chosen based on their skills both on and off the “field”😉. I’ve tried to avoid the usual suspects already on everyone’s list, like Angela White. 

I couldn’t resist the urge to combine my ultimate favorites with other pornstars who always get me going, but with an extra dash of athleticism and physical fitness to get my cock leaking. I’m talking about watching these sexy athletes push their bodies to the limit, both in the gym and on the porn set. The sweatier, the better. These are the type of performers who make my cock swollen by the stupid amount of pumping by the end of a goon weekend. A filthy mix of strength, endurance, and raw sexuality.

So here are some basic criteria which I used to relate football and porn.

First and foremost, we’re looking for performers who are in peak physical condition and know how to handle balls like pros😉. After all, we want to create a team that can go the distance and leave us porn piggies oinking for more.

But it’s not just about looks – we also want performers currently active in the industry and still shooting for mainstream studios. That means no retired veterans or OnlyFans performers are allowed.

A great team should have a mix of everything. There should be young talented ones, one or two milfs with experience and it’s also good to have a young talent who recently joined the industry.

The Offense

For the offense, I’m looking for players who are young, aggressive, and radiating with supreme confidence. These players need to embody a winning attitude and dominate the competition. That’s why I’m hand-picking three sex goddesses from my favorites list – their raw passion and determination to milk a cock make them the ultimate assets on the field.

Lily Lou – The Filthy Winner

Lily Lou is a winner and you need a chick like that as your 9 to score the goals. If there’s one pornstar that makes me blow my load faster than a speeding bullet, it’s Lily Lou. This filthy succubus will lick and suck every fucking inch of a man’s body, including their armpits and sweaty asshole, if it means making the scene more hardcore and aggressive.

And let me tell you, her cock-sucking skills are second to none. I don’t think there’s any modern-day pornstar who can give a blowjob like Lily Lou. It’s not surprising that she won the Brazzers House 4, given that she is the most aggressive and filthy American pornstar currently.

She is a great professional who demands the production quality of her scenes. Check her OnlyFans and you will certainly find the videos that look like it was shot by a mainstream porn company.

Lily Lou is a filthy performer, an all-around nasty girl, and probably the porn mommy of most gooners. Therefore Lily Lou is an easy pick as my target scorer.

Kendra Sunderland – The Diva

Kendra Sunderland is a pornstar diva with a sinfully perfect body and a face that can turn your porn-addicted brain to mush and make you forget your mother’s name. From her perky, perfect tits to her round, delicious ass, she’s a feast for the eyes that will have you leaking and weak from the very start of her scenes.

Like CR7 in his early Manchester days, Kendra knows she’s too good for the average Joe – she’s in a league of her own. With soft hands that calculate every move, she wraps them only around big black cocks with a skill and grace that will leave you nggghhhhhh.

In true diva fashion, Kendra only shoots for the best of the best – companies like Vixen who treat her like the queen she is. And with an unapologetic attitude and confidence that matches her stunning looks, she’s earned her place as the number 7 winger on my team.

A gorgeous face, a perfectly sculpted body, and a talent for distracting the opposition – Kendra is the ultimate filthy fantasy on the field.

Payton Preslee – The Voluptuous Vixen

In my opinion, she is underrated as a performer. She is a blend of cuteness with great sexual energy. She is guaranteed to steal the show with her voluptuous figure and overflowing triple-D milkers. Her ass demands at least a quarter of the screen, a true testament to her jaw-dropping curves.

As a versatile performer, Payton excels in a variety of roles, from the seductive stepmom to the deviant stepsister, or the filthy young slut with her cute little mouth wide open in the middle of a messy blowbang. Her pretty face and curvy figure make her the ultimate pornstar package.

Just like Lily Lou, Payton is a cock-sucking maestro, drooling and slobbering at the sight of a large cock. She is an aggressive fucker with good flexibility who can be a nightmare alongside Lily and Kendra for the opposition.

The Midfield

The midfield should be a mix of youth and experience. They should have their presence on the field and are great team players. In this position, we’re not just looking for skill, experience, and chemistry – we want filthy talent that can dominate the scene and make the opposition scream with pleasure.

Savannah Bond – The Aussie Queen

For me, the undisputed queen of this team, the most valuable player with a price tag of at least a hundred million in football terms, is none other than the fucking phenomenal Savannah Bond! (Yeah, I’m biased as hell, but can you blame me?)

A woman who commands attention and adoration with every move she makes on screen. Even if she were to do nothing but speak with her seductive voice, she would have men spilling their loads without a single stroke.

From her perfect blonde hair and plump lips to her hot and irresistible face, not to mention her voluptuous and curvaceous tits and her ass that can take a pounding from countless cocks, she has it all.

That’s why I’m putting her in the midfield, as a left-center midfielder, on the same wing as Payton. Savannah is the ultimate team player, who dominates the scene with her powerful presence. Her prowess in group scenes is legendary, and the scene she did for HardX alongside Payton is one of my all-time favorite super-hot porn scenes.

Jennifer White – The Porn Goddess

This porn goddess in my team has been dominating the porn scene for over a decade and a half and she’s showing no signs of slowing down. Jennifer White has been dropping bangers after bangers, and some of the most memorable porn scenes in recent times are thanks to her.

Her work with Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel last year was nothing short of iconic, and the rewatch value of those scenes is through the roof!

With her tits being upgraded in 2021 she has entered into a league of her own. It shouldn’t be a surprise that she has some of the best and most loyal porn fans out there. Whether she’s on her knees or on top, Jennifer White is a master of debauchery and a true pornstar. She is a goddess to all the gooners and it’s an honor to have her in my team. 

And forgot to say, she is my number 10 in the team.

Cherry Kiss – The Serbian Sensation

If there’s one pornstar who has truly done it all and done it everywhere, it’s Cherry Kiss. From Budapest’s horny streets to Rocco’s Italian mansion, to the porn valley of LA, she’s taken every inch of cock offered and then some. She’s no stranger to hardcore gangbangs, extreme fetishes, and every filthy act in between.

At 31 years old, this athletic and incredibly fit babe has been in the industry since she was 18, taking a brief hiatus of only 3 years before returning to the scene with a bang. In the past couple of months, she’s shot for all the major studios, including Brazzers, Evil Angel, Vixen, and HardX, to name a few.

Cherry Kiss’s fuck style is wild and dominant, with a presence that can make any man (or woman) cream their pants. If you have any doubts, just watch her kink scenes where she dominates and walks the sluts who came for shooting on the streets of Budapest, leading them to get fucked by the horny men in bars. She’s the perfect choice for my midfield bringing experience, dominance, and filth to the table.

Hayley Davies – The Bombshell Starlet

By now you have understood I do have a bias for curvy hot-looking pornstars. At just 25 years old, she’s a fresh face in the industry, but she’s already making waves with her impressive 36DD tits and bodacious porn star ass. Her tight, toned body is the stuff of wet dreams, and her silver hair only adds to her allure.

This bombshell has already wrapped her plump lips around some of the famous cocks in the industry. She looks incredibly fit and healthy and has shot scenes pairing with her Aussie friend Savannah Bond for Jules Jordan which was a feast for every gooner cock.

With classic porn star looks Hayley Davies is the ultimate package, complete with big, fake tits and a booty that was made for porn.  She has great potential to rule the industry and so many gooncaptions to come. A perfect addition to my team without a question.

The Defence

Once again, we arrive at a position on the football field that demands strength, athleticism, and good reflexiveness. I’m going to select those who look fit and have previously excelled in group scenes with my current team of the hottest players to ever be on a football team.

Kayley Gunner – The Pornstar Sergeant

Probably the only pornstar on my fantasy team who could run end to end on an actual football field. Kayley is an Army Veteran with big boobs, blonde hair and a toned physique. She’s a force to be reckoned with both on and off the battlefield.

I often wake up with the urge to see Kayley’s impressive assets, and I’m not just talking about her Army veteran badge of honor. Those big, 34DD breasts are a sight to behold and I never get tired of seeing them in action. And let’s not forget about her team player mentality, always willing to bring in another teammate for a raunchy threesome. It’s no wonder she’s friends with fellow pornstar Savannah Bond – they’re the ultimate dream team.

That’s why I’m making Kayley Gunner the captain of my fantasy team. Who better to lead the charge than a fearless Army veteran with a body built for action of all sorts?

Angel Youngs – The Next Porn Legend

Everything is bigger in Texas, especially when it comes to the busty and breathtaking Angel Youngs. This angelic pornstar has blessed all porn addicts alike with her incredible natural tits and her angelic body. In just four short years, she has taken the industry by storm and become one of the most sought-after performers, working with all the top studios. If she continues to stay in the industry, she has everything to become a porn legend.

Every time a new Angel Youngs scene drops, it’s like Christmas comes early for me. Her stunning face, that seductive smile, and those bouncing tits are enough to make any man weak at the knees. But let’s not forget about her incredible cock-sucking skills – they’re off the charts. Just like Savannah Bond, the seductive voice of hers is another trigger to my porn-addicted cock.

Therefore, I don’t care which team it’s I have to have Angel Youngs there.

Slimthick Vic – The Rising Star

Slimthick Vic caught my attention with her daily Instagram lives where she put her incredible round and firm booty on display for all the ass addicts to drool on.

Her toned physique and charming face are the perfect package, but it’s her fine round ass that truly seals the deal. There’s a clip on her X account where she gets plowed while working out on an elliptical machine. Honestly, that’s the exact kind of fitness freaks I’m looking to recruit for my fantasy squad😉.

And let’s not forget those mouthwatering, God-given melons she carries so well. I’d gladly volunteer to put my mouth where Mike Adriano’s has been, savoring every inch of her luscious naturals.

Talking more about her fitness, there’s a scene she did with my Captain of the team Kayley on Elegant Angel called ‘workout buddies’ which was fucking amazing. Therefore it makes perfect sense to put Slimthick on the same defensive line as Kayley.

Ashlyn Peaks – The Next Curvy Queen

You can’t blame me if I put a goalkeeper who could cover half the goalpost just with her huge boobs and ass. This was an easy choice as Ashlyn is one of my favorite pornstars who looks like the only woman who I had sex with(More on this in another article).

With natural boobs of that size, even the actual football would look like a tennis ball. It’s nothing but a sight to watch to see those huge milkers juggling when she gets plowed.

As the pornosexual loser that I’m, I have thought countless times if I could just recline between her legs hugging her huge round asses and squeezing them all to myself and bury my face between those giant ass cheeks and pump my loser cock. I’m so happy(and horny) to have her as my Goalkeeper bolstering my defenses.

So there we go! A team forged not just by athletic prowess and youth, but by my insatiable desires and biases towards my most carnal of crushes. I know some of the stars on my list may be very common and the obvious ones on everyone’s list and I may or may not have kept my initial intention to build a team purely on athleticism and youth. But what can I say I’m a porn addict and logic won’t last when you write the content while watching porn of your favorite stars🤤.

Let me know in the comments what you think of the team and who you would have picked for your eleven!

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